Friday, December 31, 2004

Johny & the Cribs (to all the males in the world)



I woke up a bit late this morning.. Blame the 'techy wannabe chick' last nite for doing some network configuration on my pc.. hell that was me! The later i wake up, the later i'll be reaching bangsar and the longer i have to wait for the train. Skipped few trains and that gives me time to drift my mind away.. well, i couldn't be left alone and definitely will start thinking or exercising my mind about anything.

In front of me were 2 guys, the one with a nicely ironed attire where its hard for you to find a single wrinkle on the pants nor shirt.. He looks so comfortable in that attire. the other one was a XXXL bloke with a baggy shirt and quite a tight pants where you can easily see the unwanted flesh plus the triple XL undergarment that obviously traced out from his tight arse pants. As I was standing behind them, it gave me a wide view of observation. Its not that i enjoyed looking at those 2 opposite gender's arses.. Maybe a good way to get my brain a warm up. (I have to make myself xtra CLEAR here.. no sexual intentions or whatsoever..) just curious about ONE particular thing.. the 'well-dressed' bloke was probably wearing a boxer brief (a tight version of boxer) or a seamless garment (y i say that? coz i can't hardly see the lines) and the triple XL guy was probably wearing a lose grandfather type of brief coz the line was obviously seen and its not a pleasant view.. trust me peeps! I'm not being discriminative over sizes and obese . But those category could still look good with an apropriate attire and a lil bit of groomings. I wish i could just approach the triple XL guy and 'brief' him for a good cause.. but of course i don't want a pervert perception freely thrown out towards me. But its sick to see that!(remember the scene in austin powers where mike meyers was so disturbed to see the mole guy..that was the situation!)

OK, below are the tips for you guys out there.. you can skip this segment if you think you are well aware about it and you are quite satisfied with how it looks.. but you may proceed if you wanna have some tips on it or you can just have fun reading it ok? No offence to any party or whatsoever..

I did some research on it.. (another disclaimer:this does not based on my sexual preferences) Ironically, Mr. Klein may not want you to know this, but going without his or anyone else's when out and about is healthy (barring some of the "side effects" - liberating, get caught in your zipper, and or proudly pitching tents at the publics). It's your choice to wear or not to wear; and not everyone wants, or has, to know about it. The question is, if you do.. what type of undergarments are to choose with, what and when.

Have you ever heard the debate about whether men should wear boxers or briefs? It goes something like this: Briefs are tighter, so it's possible that they can raise your body temperature above the norm for sperm to survive. So if a guy wants to be really fertile, boxers are the way to go. Truth is, this has yet to be scientifically proven(lose brief is a NO-NO dude!)

For those who enjoys wearing a thong, you are expressing yourself, but it might be hurting you not anyone else, it depends.. if sexy makes you feel good, enjoy! how can a thong be wrong?

For those who's basically active and a gym person, a Calvin Klein Gripper Jam would be the best choice. Its made in 100percent cotton and good styling under workout shorts. No worries of pitching tents during workout.. ahaks... good grip yet comfy!

So, what are you waiting for.. throw all your rotten lose old brief and pick ur flavor.. feel good and think good about yourself. Remember your future starts 'there'.

Hope this helps, and hang in there!

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